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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, June 27, 2020
After Coronavirus Is Over We Need To Do This Amazing Thing For Two Months To Make Our Ears Back In Place (SEE PHOTO)
That thing has pulled so many people’s ears forward.
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Wednesday, June 24, 2020
LMAO!! This Yoruba Babe Get Her iPhone 11 Delivered With Five Cameras (Hear What She Said)
When you think you’ve seen it all. 😂 😂 😂 😂 🤣
She said,
“Oloun loni ni suru kin to ra temi, Camara marun loti de yi abi kin ni suru ti o fi di mewa”.
Watch Video:
Listen to that accent, she’s surely a Yoruba girl but the question is 👇👇
Which State Do You Think She’s From?
Drop your comments 👇
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
LET’S TALK!! What Do You Think Is Happening In This Photo?
I saw this picture on Instagram this morning with the caption “What is happening?”
Many have been reading so many meanings to it, some said the person in the image is probably squeezing the cloth to extract out urine after bed wetting.
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I totally disagreed because I spent up to 10 minutes trying to figure out if there’s urine on the cloth without seeing such.
See Image Below:
What Do You Think Is Happening In This Photo?
Be the first to comment...
Use the comment box 👇
Sunday, June 21, 2020
This Game Is Too Risky, Can You Pass This Challenge? (SEE VIDEO)
This game is too risky asf, I can’t even pass it, no lie.
Do you think you can play this game and not laugh?
Watch Below:
Do You Think You Can Pass It?
Drop your comments 👇
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
#RealwarriPikin challenge
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#Massespleasure
Thursday, June 11, 2020
Friday, May 29, 2020
LOL!! If You’re A Record Label Owner, How Much Can You Sign This Artiste Last? (WATCH VIDEO)
Guys, this is a new emerging street artiste whose music career sure for him.
The studio session of him recording his new jam has emerged online.
You all need to watch this
Watch Video Below :
Guys, jokes apart
If You're A Record Label Owner, How Much Can You Sign This Artiste Last?
Drop your comments 👇
Thursday, May 28, 2020
See A Traditional Method To Know If A Girl Is Still A Virgin Or Not (Video)
The horse is said to immediately rise and feels healthy if the lady that cross over is a virgin.
It is also a way of confirming the virginity of ladies in the community.
Many ladies reading this will not pass this test, that donkey or horse will die more.
Nowadays ladies LOVE FUCK!!
Watch the Video below :
Monday, May 18, 2020
Joke of the day
1. He who fights and runs away?
Akpos: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am
2. A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3. He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.
4. A stitch in time?
Akpos: Dey prevent further tear tear.
5. Birds of the same feather? Akpos:
Na the same mama born them.
6. One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.
7. A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque?
8. Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9. A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or plane jeje?
10. He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am, becos na beginning of madness be dat.
11. A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.
12. All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.
13. Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow be dat.
What grade do you think Akpos deserves for this answers? 😂 😂 😂
USE THE COMMENT BOX 👇
to be continue...
Tuesday, May 5, 2020
Friday, September 15, 2017
Joke of the day
"Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay. I believe you’ve received the money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ancient Ogboni Fraternity, scheduled to happen at 12midnight tomorrow. That money is only for transport. You shall receive more for pocket money and there are riches awaiting you. 2 weeks after the initiation, the family member closest to you will die under mysterious circumstances and
this death will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments. Remember, you can buy your own syringe and needle meant to draw your blood before you enter the temple. Please don’t be late because the Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But incase you are not ready to join yet, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs". 3 Minutes later, he got a Mobile Money message: 'You have received 2million Naira in your mobile money... If na U gt d Alert, wetin U go do? 😜😂😂
Friday, October 7, 2011
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Joke: Kids vs Teacher
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Why are you late Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow."
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
RYAN: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
HUNTER: Me!
TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the.....""view full story"
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Why are you late Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow."
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
RYAN: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
HUNTER: Me!
TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the.....""view full story"
Saturday, February 20, 2010
JOKE: A teacher
A teacher was teaching about God, later he asked the pupils if there is God, they sad yes, there is God. But the teacher said 'No," and he took them outside and showed them the sky.
He asked them, did you see God. They said 'No." He took them inside. The class captain stood up and said 'look at uncle's head, can you see any brain?' They said 'No.' That means Uncle doesn't have brains.""Read more & give comments"
He asked them, did you see God. They said 'No." He took them inside. The class captain stood up and said 'look at uncle's head, can you see any brain?' They said 'No.' That means Uncle doesn't have brains.""Read more & give comments"
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